Hi everyone,

I’m happy to announce the launch of our digital newspaper, “Rotterdam Rocks: News & More.”

To know more about it, please visit our website: https://paa.ge/rotterdam_rocks

From now on, you can become a member of rotterdam rocks you will find all the info on the Website

What is it?
It’s a creative writing project rooted in satire and dark humor. The idea is to make fun of traditional newspapers, which are often packed with awful news that weighs on our mental health and general well-being. Instead, we exaggerate reality, twist it, and create absurd or impossible scenarios—purely for the sake of laughing at the madness around us.

Do you have an idea?

Send me your absurd article to rotterdam_rocks@outlook.com

How it works

- This is a monthly online newspaper
- Each month, only 2 members can participate
- Members change every month
- Create your own satirical news content, put your signature, and send me an email
- If you are selected, you will receive a copy of the newspaper for free

Deadline:
Please ensure all work is finalized by the end of the month and that the email is sent by the date indicated on Meetup. There will be no online meeting for this event.

Important:

- I reserve the right not to publish content that doesn’t fit the project
- The newspaper is released at the end of the month and sold on Payhip
- Selected contributors will receive a free copy of the newspaper. Kindly note that reselling the newspaper is not allowed.

© 2026 Rotterdam Rocks News Independent online newspaper. All rights reserved.

Authors retain the rights to their texts. By submitting an article, they grant Rotterdam Rocks News the right to publish it online and in digital editions.

Selection

- First come, first served
- Signing up does not guarantee publication

Communication

1. Sign up on Meetup
2. Send me an email with your article to rotterdam_rocks@outlook.com
3. See the community by clicking on this link https://linktr.ee/Rotterdam_Rocks

Note:
4. If you drop out\, please sign out so others can join.
5. The content should be paired with a cartoonish and psychedelic image. You can use the AI to generate images.
6. Find the link to purchase the product at our next event. Each newspaper will be released the following month. Please click on this link: https://payhip.com/RotterdamRocks